“Here's all you need to know about men and women: Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”

― George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops?

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“The happiest man is he who learns from nature the lesson of worship.”

― Ralph Waldo Emerson, Nature

“You have passed through the two hardest tests on the spiritual road: the patience to wait for the right moment and the courage not to be disappointed with what you encounter.”

― Paulo Coelho, Veronika Decides to Die

“Love is not loveWhich alters when it alteration finds,Or bends with the remover to remove:O no! it is an ever-fixed markThat looks on tempests and is never shaken;It is the star to every wandering bark,Whose worth's unknown, although...”

― William Shakespeare, Shakespeare's Sonnets

“religion, and not fear, has ever been the cause of the long-lived prosperity of an absolute government.”

― Alexis de Tocqueville, Democracy in America

“People who have tried it, tell me that a clear conscience makes you very happy and contented; but a full stomach does the business quite as well, and is cheaper, and more easily obtained.”

― Jerome K. Jerome, Three Men in a Boat

“A lord must learn that sometimes words can accomplish what swords cannot.”

― George R. R. Martin, A Game of Thrones

“Then she thought that life might still be happy, and how miserably she loved and hated him, and how fearfully her heart was beating.”

― Leo Tolstoy, Anna Karenina

“The bright hopes of youth had to be paid for at such a bitter price of disillusionment.”

― W. Somerset Maugham, Of Human Bondage

“The three rules of the Librarians of Time and Space are: 1) Silence; 2) Books must be returned no later than the last date shown; and 3) Do not interfere with the nature of causality.”

― Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

“even the most timid women sometimes acquire a relish for the dreadful when that is amalgamated with a little triumph”

― Thomas Hardy, Far from the Madding Crowd

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