Guards! Guards! Quotes

“If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn’t as cynical as real life.”

― Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

topic:life

“Life could be horrible in the wrong trouser of Time.”

― Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

topic:life time

“Life is just chemicals. A drop here, a drip there, everything’s changed. A mere dribble of fermented juices and suddenly you’re going to live another few hours.”

― Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

topic:life

“Once you’ve ruled out the impossible then whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truth. The problem lay in working out what was impossible, of course.”

― Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

topic:truth

“The relevant equation is: Knowledge = power = energy = matter = mass; a good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read.”

― Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

topic:knowledge reading

“Never build a dungeon you wouldn’t be happy to spend the night in yourself”

― Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

topic:self

“Never trust any ruler who puts his faith in tunnels and bunkers and escape routes. The chances are that his heart isn’t in the job.”

― Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

topic:fear trust leadership

“Noble dragons don’t have friends. The nearest they can get to the idea is an enemy who is still alive.”

― Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

topic:friendship enemy

“Because world all twisted up and wrong, like distorted glass, only came back into focus if you looked at it through bottom of bottle.”

― Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

topic:world

“They accept evil not because they say yes, but because they don’t say no.”

― Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

topic:evil

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