Woody Allen Quotes

“It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better, Cloquet thought, while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.”

― Woody Allen, Side Effects

topic:good

“Put in its simplest form, the problem is: How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world given my waist and shirt size?”

― Woody Allen, Side Effects

topic:world meaning

“The Government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under five-seven, it is impossible to get your Congressman on the phone.”

― Woody Allen, Side Effects

topic:government

“True, it has conquered many diseases, broken the genetic code, and even placed human beings on the moon, and yet when a man of eighty is left in a room with two eighteen-year-old cocktail waitresses nothing happens.”

― Woody Allen, Side Effects

topic:age

“It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.”

― Woody Allen, Side Effects

topic:light

“The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God’s mind—a pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly if you’ve just made a down payment on a house.”

― Woody Allen, Getting Even

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