Terry Pratchett Quotes

“The future came and went in the mildly discouraging way that futures do”

― Terry Pratchett, Good Omens

topic:future

“I mean, it’s a good job we’ve got a last desperate million-to-one chance to rely on, or we’d really be in trouble!”

― Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

topic:hope

“Inside every sane person there's a madman struggling to get out . . . No one goes mad quicker than a totally sane person.”

― Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic

topic:madness

“His age was indeterminate. But in cynicism and general world weariness, which is a sort of carbon dating of the personality, he was about seven thousand years old.”

― Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

topic:age personality

“Mister Teatime had a truly brilliant mind, but it was brilliant like a fractured mirror, all marvelous facets and rainbows but, ultimately, also something that was broken.”

― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

topic:mind

“the man was clearly guilty. You could tell just by looking at him. Not, perhaps, guilty of anything specific. Just guilty in general terms.”

― Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

topic:appearance

“Real children don’t go hoppity-skip unless they are on drugs.”

― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

“You can’t trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there’s nothing you can do about it, so let’s have a drink.”

― Terry Pratchett, Small Gods

topic:trust

“Hate is an attracting force, just like love.”

― Terry Pratchett, The Colour of Magic

topic:hate

“The three rules of the Librarians of Time and Space are: 1) Silence; 2) Books must be returned no later than the last date shown; and 3) Do not interfere with the nature of causality.”

― Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

topic:silence

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